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“Rent a Husband / Contractor for the Day” – San Diego Craigslist, 07/10/2010 « OK, Get Serious!
Jul 10, 2010
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“Rent a Husband / Contractor for the Day” – San Diego Craigslist, 07/10/2010

Bob the Builder Rent-a-HusbandAge: 54
Category: Men Seeking Women

“I am available for fixing anything that might need attention. Have you changed out the smoke detectors in your house. Do you have Carbon Monoxide Dectectors installed in your home,

How bout making the windows slide better or opening a stuck door. I can do yard work or haul things away that have been bugging you like forever.

Do you need a new light Hung, Do you need a toilet fixed or a leak stopped. I am a General Contractor and thought I would try to rent myself for a day.

Does your Bathroom need to be checked out or your celler need to be aired out, Let me know what you have in mind.

What ever other Husband task that might need attending to will all be addressed and your needs met with a smile… And at the end of the day i will go Home…

I am 6 foot 2 inch and am 215 pounds, White, Hazel eyes thank you for reading”

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Nice work there, Mr. Subliminal. (Does anyone remember Kevin Nealon doing that routine…hysterical.)

“I can fix anything that needs attention (if you know what I’m saying), do you need something Hung (with a capital “H”), Does your cellar need to be aired out (wink wink)? I will meet ALL your needs (ahem) with a smile. I can haul away things that have been bugging you like forever (like your actual husband). Bob the Builder has an Erector Set for you. “

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