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“Asian Slut Wanted” – New York Craigslist, 07/26/2010 « OK, Get Serious!
Jul 26, 2010
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“Asian Slut Wanted” – New York Craigslist, 07/26/2010

OK, I’m making this commentary first because this ad creeps me out and I can’t post it in all its glory. Did you ever wish you had the “swear beep” or whistle or some other sound effect to make what you’re reading more amusing than sickening? Since giving you a bunch of audio links to click on would probably be lame, you’ll just have to recreate the typed sounds in your head.

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Age: 37

Category: Men Seeking Women

“If you think this sounds creepy I apologize in advance. If this makes your (BEEEEP!!!) wet, then respond. Tall handsome hung white guy looking for an Asian woman who wants to be (AHOOGA!!!) by a big (BOYOYOIIINNG!!!).. I’m sure you are a very nice girl, and no one knows this about you, but what really gets your (BA-DA-BING!!!) wet is a gig strong white guy calling you a slut while you suck his (WHOOWHOOWHOO!!!) hard then beg him to (KA-CLANG!!!) your dripping wet (FWEEEEEEE!!!). I want to eat your (HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!!!), get you super wet then (RINGADINGDING!!!) you. Clean and D&D free, condoms only. ”

married is cool.  (yeah, moron, you were right on with your first sentence…you just hit Creepy Defcon 1.)

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  • What blog platform are you using? I’ve been looking for a new one, and this seems much cleaner then wordpress.

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