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“Girl who’s bad at working wants a sugar daddy” – New York Craigslist, 07/26/2010 « OK, Get Serious!
Jul 26, 2010
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“Girl who’s bad at working wants a sugar daddy” – New York Craigslist, 07/26/2010

Age: 25
Category: Women Seeking Men

“Hi there, yes, I am bad at working.

I was in college for six years trying to get a bachelor’s degree, but dropped out before completing my final year. However, I’m very intelligent, went to (** name of high school deleted to protect the romantically challenged **), got 1290 on the SAT’s. I am just bad at working, and– most of all–bad at getting a job. I have anxiety problems and hate going for job interviews. (I lose it with fear.) My anxiety disorder also contributed to me not finishing college. I missed a lot of classes.

I’ve concluded that the best thing for me to do is either marry rich, or find a hot guy who also doesn’t mind giving me money. If you sort of qualify, please email me. Consider me as sort of a house pet. I will clean your apartment, cook and do your laundry, and also offer affection and playful companionship. Hopefully we will fall in love.

I’m 5’5″ tall, 130 lbs, white, very pretty face, and have indiscreet tattoos. Email me to exchange non-nude photos.”

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I will be your 1290-SAT house pet, who will berate you for being intellectually inferior to me every time you don’t give me money. If you bring home the bacon, I’ll fry it up in the pan. And based on you paying me to nail me, hopefully we’ll fall in love before the cops bust us for soliciting and prostitution.

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