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Dear female online dater… « OK, Get Serious!
Sep 27, 2010
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Dear female online dater…

This is a note from us men about your online dating profiles. While we appreciate seeing pictures of you with your friends, please keep in mind that we might think you’re cute. Right? I mean after all, that’s at least part of the point.

So – why do you go to such lengths to post pics of you with your demonstrably hotter friends? This happens more times than you would imagine.

There is no good result of this behavior. It will make us want to ask you how to contact your hotter friend(s), and not wanting to be complete asshats, we are not going to do this.

It will also prevent us from contacting you because we already know that even if we like you, once your friend is in the room/bar/theater/car with us we’re in serious trouble. Whether she is interested in us or not is irrelevant. The fact that she is in the same room with us is going to be a disaster because we don’t want to hurt you, yet we’re going to be thinking about nailing her.

If we can foresee that situation based on your pictures, we’re not going to contact you. Now, it may happen anyway, but we’re not going to knowingly jump into that situation.

Unless you’re both bi and want a threesome. Then forget everything I just said.

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