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“My Mr. RIGHT !!” – Chicago Craigslist, 01/28/2011 « OK, Get Serious!
Jan 28, 2011
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“My Mr. RIGHT !!” – Chicago Craigslist, 01/28/2011

snobby rich bitchAge: 45
Category: Women seeking men

“I would like in my best friend, someone who can be soft spoken but manly. Also a man who likes to go for long walk and takes good care of himself (works out, ect). I would like a man at least 5’10 with gray, black or brown hair, brown or green eyes, nice teeth, and Very successful …. please no blue collars here!!!!!! I enjoy a night out for a nice dinner and a movie perhaps but ultimately I love staying home and enjoying each others company. Please no smokers … I do love being intimate …. a man that is Age 49 to 59 years young… marriage being something that I see in my future. I know what I want and I want what I say so if you have these to offer then please reply…. I am 5’7, 127 lb blonde hair ,brown eyes, very attractive, well traveled and a little spoiled Well alot but very kind 😉 If you think you could be the object of my affection, I will be happy to share more of myself with you. I am looking to be discrete. Please only successful men respond …Thank you”

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I’m not sure what annoys me more: Your overuse of ellipses, your use of six exclamation points to deliver your “no blue collar guys” message, your inability to spell “discreet,” (considering “discrete” means two things that are separate, and I’m pretty sure you didn’t mean that) or your spoiled bitch attitude. Yeah, probably that last one. And why are you looking for discretion? Is your current boyfriend not buying you enough jewelry or taking you on lavish vacations, you arrogant gold-digging lowlife? Maybe if you were 25 you could pull this over on some guy who was all over the pay-to-play with a nubile young thing. But you’re 45, sister. Enjoy the rest of your life in your glitzy penthouse condo with your Persian cat and your snobby friends as your only company. Have a nice day.

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