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Happy VD, bitches. « OK, Get Serious!
Feb 14, 2011
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Happy VD, bitches.

And when I say bitches, that is my affectionate nickname for all of you, men and women alike. Happy VD, people. As in Valentine’s Day. What did you think I meant?

Now I’m not going to say that Valentine’s Day was invented by Hallmark, like Sweetest Day was. What a sham Sweetest Day is.

Valentine’s Day is actually based on a real person, Saint Valentine, circa somewheres about 300 or 400 A.D. And the cause that Valentine’s Day was originally created for was to remember the beheading of Saint Valentine by Emperor Claudius II, who was pretty tweaked that Saint Valentine wouldn’t accept Paganism and continued to perform marriage ceremonies for Christian couples.

The point being, Valentine’s Day did not initially have a damn thing to do with love and romance. That all started with that fucker Chaucer. Now we have to “prove our love” by dropping cash at Hallmark and Fannie May. Thanks a lot, Geoffrey. If you were alive today, I’d punch you in the throat. Metaphorically speaking of course.

Enjoy your VD, everybody.

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