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“trap shoot? or crap shoot? (bbw)” – Milwaukee Craigslist, 04/10/2011 « OK, Get Serious!
Apr 12, 2011
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“trap shoot? or crap shoot? (bbw)” – Milwaukee Craigslist, 04/10/2011

Outdoor GirlAge: 28
Category: Women seeking men

“cute, tall, and athletic plus-sized female in search of someone pretty awesome.

if you like:
saturday trips to Cabelas
Brewers games
grilling out
local watering holes
sporadic roadtrips
garden gnomes
weekends up north (boating, hunting, ice fishing, etc)
ridiculous movie nights

and you are:
tall
outgoing
laid back & spontaneous at the same time
not married, engaged, betrothed, in a relationship
non-smoking
honest

then we should definitely meet!

i know with Craigslist it’s a crap shoot….
but i’m hoping to meet someone that is willing to trap shoot!”

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Translated – If you like:

Trips to Cabelas = Restock ammo for the muzzle loader in my trailer

Brewers games = Someplace to take me where it’s normal to stuff my piehole with six bratwursts an hour

Grilling out = Keep feeding me

Local watering holes = Let’s get drunk and go shoot something

Sporadic road trips = To go get drunk and shoot something

Garden gnomes = I use them behind the trailer for target practice

Weekends up north (boating, hunting, ice fishing, etc) = Weekends where there’s no cell phone reception or police in case I decide to kill you

Ridiculous movie nights = I have the whole Charles Bronson collection

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