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“10 Reasons to Date Me” – Atlanta Craigslist, 07/11/2011 « OK, Get Serious!
Jul 11, 2011
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“10 Reasons to Date Me” – Atlanta Craigslist, 07/11/2011

Blue eyed redhead = Medusa?Age: 41
Category: Women seeking men

“1. I am attractive….but, only if I am your type ๐Ÿ™‚

2. I have red hair, blue eyes and good curves….in all the right places ๐Ÿ˜‰

3. I have my own home and a great job….not looking for any handouts.

4. I have a great sense of humor….sometimes a little sarcastic ๐Ÿ™‚

5. I am intelligent….above average.

6. I am a great kisser….it is my thing ๐Ÿ™‚

7. I am very honest….always.

8. I am fun, openminded and reliable….I do not shock easy!

9. I am a great cook….I like to experiment ๐Ÿ™‚

10. I am white and single…and somewhat particular :)”

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And listen here, boy…if you like smiley faces and ellipsis, you’re going to LOVE me. ๐Ÿ™‚ … ๐Ÿ™‚ … ๐Ÿ™‚ … ๐Ÿ™‚ … ๐Ÿ™‚

01. I’m attractive, but only if I’m your type…and you’re desperate…and your type is breathing.

02. I have a completely unshaven, unkempt, crab-infested red bush and a curvaceous stomach.

03. I have my own “hoarders” home and a great job at McDonald’s.

04. I have a great sense of humor. And I tell you this so you remember it when I go ballistic on your ass over something stupid.

05. I am intelligent…above average…for a warthog.

06. I am a great kisser…it is my thing. If your thing is being slobbered on and having my tongue forcefully jammed into your ears.

07. I am very honest…always. Like right now, when I’m telling you how attractive I am and what a great catch you’ll be getting. What? My nose always grows like this; it’s a medical condition.

08. I do not shock easy! But I do blanche pretty well.

09. I am a great cook…I like to experiment. On you. With items questionably defined as “food.”

10. I am white and single…and somewhat particular. I mean impossibly picky, bitchy and alone…but you’ll love me.”

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