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Feb 12, 2011
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“Why are all the men on here….” – St. Louis Craigslist, 02-09-2011

Age: 24
Category: Women seeking men

“Why is it any guy you contact on here posts that they want a LTR and want to be serious and then BAM only are trying to solicit sex? I mean, seriously? Whatever happened to being honest? Are there any nice, honest, hard working, non creepy, attractive men that want what I do? A serious relationship and marriage and kids one day? Is that so much to ask? I’m a good woman with a lot to offer and I’m completely frustrated by the men on here. Sick and creepy men who want adult baby care givers and sex slaves? Seriously? Whatever happened to chivalry and kindness and wanting to find the one to spend the rest of your life with and bring precious lives into the world with?

I’m a bigger girl, but not huge. I smoke but so what?

Okay, done venting.”

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Let me answer this as simply as I can.

slightly overweight and very attractive girl

2011

fat woman smoking and pushing cart

2021

Feb 6, 2011
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“I want to cheat on my wife during the Super Bowl” – Chicago Craigslist, 02/06/2011

men leering at womanAge: 32
Category: Dumbasses seeking women

“She will think that I am at my friends super bowl party…
We have a sexless marriage and it’s a sham.
Please help me out.
You won’t be disappointed: I am attractive and fun to be around…
Any woman up for the challenge?”

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What challenge is that, exactly? Spreading her legs for a scumbag while trying to avoid being killed by his wife?

Jan 28, 2011
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Top Ten Most Popular OKGetSerious.com Posts Through 01/2011

If you just discovered this blog, it’s all about no-holds-barred reviews of – and retorts to – online dating ads. According to our server stats, here are the top 10 most popular posts since the blog was started in June 2010. You know, in case you wonder what you’ve been missing.


Here are my own personal top 10 favorites. People are nuts. They make my job easy.

Jan 28, 2011
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“WTF” – Chicago Craigslist, 01/28/2011

confused dating girlAge: 25
Category: Women seeking men

“Did I miss the memo that this site now has the sole purpose of finding someone to have sex with? What happened to old fashioned online dating, getting to know one another, and having fun? It is kind of discouraging to know that this is what it has come to…”

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Yep. Got a copy of the memo right here. Giggity.

Jan 28, 2011
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“My Mr. RIGHT !!” – Chicago Craigslist, 01/28/2011

snobby rich bitchAge: 45
Category: Women seeking men

“I would like in my best friend, someone who can be soft spoken but manly. Also a man who likes to go for long walk and takes good care of himself (works out, ect). I would like a man at least 5’10 with gray, black or brown hair, brown or green eyes, nice teeth, and Very successful …. please no blue collars here!!!!!! I enjoy a night out for a nice dinner and a movie perhaps but ultimately I love staying home and enjoying each others company. Please no smokers … I do love being intimate …. a man that is Age 49 to 59 years young… marriage being something that I see in my future. I know what I want and I want what I say so if you have these to offer then please reply…. I am 5’7, 127 lb blonde hair ,brown eyes, very attractive, well traveled and a little spoiled Well alot but very kind 😉 If you think you could be the object of my affection, I will be happy to share more of myself with you. I am looking to be discrete. Please only successful men respond …Thank you”

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I’m not sure what annoys me more: Your overuse of ellipses, your use of six exclamation points to deliver your “no blue collar guys” message, your inability to spell “discreet,” (considering “discrete” means two things that are separate, and I’m pretty sure you didn’t mean that) or your spoiled bitch attitude. Yeah, probably that last one. And why are you looking for discretion? Is your current boyfriend not buying you enough jewelry or taking you on lavish vacations, you arrogant gold-digging lowlife? Maybe if you were 25 you could pull this over on some guy who was all over the pay-to-play with a nubile young thing. But you’re 45, sister. Enjoy the rest of your life in your glitzy penthouse condo with your Persian cat and your snobby friends as your only company. Have a nice day.

Jan 24, 2011
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“Bored husband looking for fun” – London Craigslist, 01/24/2011

bored businessmanAge: 39
Category: Men seeking women

“Good looking professional man with great career but very boring wife needs intellectual, emotional and physical stimulation. Marriage is on the rocks, so I am looking for someone better. You should be age 25-35, attractive, slim, preferably not too tall, and most importantly interesting and educated. You can be single or married, but be aware that discretion will be required. Let’s explore London together and if we hit it off who knows? Looking forward to the most creative replies.”

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Because the lack of excitement in your life is your boring wife’s fault, not because you’re a fucking idiot.

Seriously? You’re not only advertising that you’re cheating, but you have a long list of your requirements for your mistress?

Your level of arrogance is matched only by your callousness. I hope your wife finds out and does the Wilma-Flinstone-style kick out, which will be fitting, since you’re a neanderthal.

Jan 24, 2011
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“His Top Five Dating Fears” – eHarmony dating advice, date unknown

his top five dating fearsAge: All
Category: Broad Generalization Dating Tips
Full Article from eHarmony: http://advice.eharmony.com/dating/date-tips/his-top-five-dating-fears

“1. You’ll come between him and his friends.

2. You’ll soak up all of his free time.

3. You’ll pretend to be sane and turn out to be crazy.

4. You won’t respect him.

5. You’ll be high maintenance.

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Nope. Those are concerns, but he’ll be able to read a lot of it on your first couple of dates. He has only two fears.

1. You’ve got a venereal disease.

2. You’ll try to get serious before he has a chance to bone you.

Jan 22, 2011
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“happy hour? good convo” – Sacramento Craigslist, 01/21/2011

Asian Hippie GirlAge: 32
Category: Women seeking men

“Hi pretty much what the title says just seeing in anyone wants to grab a drink this evening? Or after work?

I’m a down to earth and laid back asian female.

Send a pic and tell me your favorite drink!”

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I’ll be ordering an “I’m-not-too-lazy-to-spell-conversation” martini.

Okay, I take that back. You had me at “Asian female.” You can say “convo” if you want to.

What? It’s my blog, I’m allowed. Oh, shut up.

Jan 17, 2011
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“Muscle woman looking for her nerd/geek” – Chicago Craigslist, 01/17/2011

muscular girl with weightsAge: 28
Category: Women seeking men

“sounds like it couldn’t happen? Let’s give it a try.”

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It will be a match made in heaven. And if you try to tell me it isn’t, I’ll step on your neck.

Jan 17, 2011
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“does love exist?” – Chicago Craigslist, 01/17/2011

Gold Digging Shallow GirlAge: Not given
Category: Casual encounters, women seeking men

“What does a girl have to do these days to get spoiled! The fact is I am NOT a gold digger, I have expectations of how I should be treated and I love being spoiled. Just that simple.I know there are men out there who love to spoil, financially and emotionally.I open to all ages and races, I just want to have FUN make you happy and be spoiled thats it!You like thin woman with dark hair and a pretty face with a great smile, who is stylish and clean.”

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The FACT is that you are not a gold digger? You expect to be spoiled financially in exchange for “making me happy” (and we all know what that means), so what does that make you? Oh yeah, a prostitute. What’s your address? I’ll send some boys with radios and handcuffs to “spoil” you for 6 months at a state facility.

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