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Jun 22, 2010
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“ANY ROMANTIC GUY?” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/22/2010

Age: 28
Category: Women Seeking Men

“SINGLE LADY SEEKING ROMANTIC , HONEST, FAITHFUL LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. ANY ROMANTIC GUY STILL ALIVE? PLEASE REPLY WITH A PIC AND LET START SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.”

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Like spelling lessons. And practicing how to turn “Caps Lock” off.

Jun 22, 2010
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“Sometimes I just sit around without my shirt” – New York Craigslist, 06/22/2010

Age: 33
Category: Men Seeking Women

“Other times I’ll watch TV, clean and organize without my shirt. Occasionally, I will look out my window only to find shirted people. Then I go back to just sitting around without my shirt.

I guess I’m looking for women who could appreciate me without a shirt. Not get jealous when I do wear a shirt, or get suspicious when I’m wearing a different shirt.

If you’re interesting in all that other boring stuff, I am all of the following: 33, quite witty, successful with a job that allows me to buy expensive shirts that I try not to wear…..

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Yes, yes I’m quite witty. Quite. What?

I’m still trying to figure out if this guy is kidding. You know, because he’s witty.

Jun 22, 2010
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“For All the Right Reasons” – Chicago Craigslist 06/22/2010

Age: 37
Category: Women Seeking Men

“When when about how i wanted my life to be, it it wasnt like this. But as the saying goes it is what it is and I cant look back.

I’m thirty nine, currently getting a divorce, and I have a 3 year old daughter. I’m a bigger woman but look good, I go to the Y almost every day and I love the outdoors. I am educated, I have a degree in business management and one in Accounting. I love cats, art, and I love to travel. I like country music and tats.

Tell me a about urself, send a pic, maybe we can do dinner someday. I promise I’m real u b too!

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY:: I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU! I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU! and no you can not come to my house to “hang”. If sex is your intention then do not emailing me because ur feelings will get hurt.”

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I’m a fatass who isn’t even through my divorce yet and I’m already looking for a new guy to make me feel better about myself. I will probably introduce my 3-year-old daughter to every new guy I meet. I love cats. If I ever go through with my divorce and live on my own, I will have eighteen of them. They will run around my cluttered 1-bedroom apartment that smells of an overdue cat litter change and mold. I’m in my late 30’s and I spell like a teenage texting champion, “ur, urself, u b.” I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU! I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU! Yeah, um, not because you asked or because you’re going to. Because I think I’m all that. And, you know, being a sexy 40 year old with 6 chins, a husband and a 3-year-old I really gotta fight ’em off these days.

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