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May 11, 2013
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A Hairy Situation – 05/11/2013

Age: unknown
Category: Women Seeking Man

Butch AA bbw lesbian here, unshaven
Looking for a sexy white guy who loves to eat.
Hopefully thats you? 🙂

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Hi, I’m a fatass with a hair jungle on my crotch. Come stick your face in it.

Mar 17, 2012
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“Not a Vanilla Boy” – Minneapolis Craigslist, 03/17/2012

leather mask bondage guy

Age: 35
Category: Men seeking women

“35 year old male. stands 6′ and 185 Lbs. Single.

I seek a female to utilize the extensive collection of bondage and leather items I have collected.

safe, sane and consensual are important words to me.

Please place leather in subject when replying to avoid spam filter.

Thanks.”

Here are the leather items we’re going to use.

Feb 4, 2012
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“white male needs to lick sweet pussy” – Atlanta Craigslist, 02/04/2012

Age: 50
Category: Men Seeking Women

Who needs a good pussy licking? Age and race unimportant. I like a lady with meat on her bones.

Let’s make this happen, baby.

girl with meat on her bonespussy licking

Sep 8, 2011
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“finger me while I deepthroat you at the park” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/07/2011

Sexy girl faking a car breakdown

Age: 23
Category: Casual encounters women seeking men

“We’ll meet in the playground, you’ll finger me and maybe eat me out and I’ll go down on you, so deep, that you may cum immediately. I’m hot, 23, brunette and love to give head. Let’s meet at the park at <street 1> and <street 2>.  msg me on aim <user name obscured to protect the mindless> if you want to do this :)”

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I can’t wait to read about the mugging at this park in the police blotter tomorrow.

Aug 3, 2011
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“It’s that time of the month…is this ok with you?” – Chicago Craigslist, 08/03/2011

Age: 29
Category: Casual Encounters w4m

“29 W female, and it’s that time of the month and i am so horny. Please be clean and disease free, age, race doesn’t matter”

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So, I have to be clean, but you’re going to bleed on anything I get near you. Got it.

Jun 25, 2011
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“let’s hang out” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/25/2011

Candy Van

Age: Not given
Category: Men seeking women

“anyone wanna go for drinks or food, or a drive or blah? Sat Night… Looks like rain…air’s a little cool..It’s about 730 pm..hmmmm”

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We’ll take a ride in my van. It’ll be fun. C’mon.

May 14, 2011
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“I will give your Feet a Massage and TLC You won’t Forget for Free” – Sacramento Craigslist, 05/14/2011

face footstool“I am a good looking man looking for Young Women/women who would like their feet massaged, worshipped, and use me as a footstool. If you are bored and would like some TLC for your feet then please email me. Besides loving feet, I am funny, witty, and fun to talk to. I do not deal with thrid party websites, so don’t bother. To prove your are genuine please tell me about yourslef and mention your shoe size. I promise that I will not dissapoint.”

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No, seriously, you won’t forget it for free. You’re going to pay your therapist a LOT of money to get over this experience.

Mar 21, 2011
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“trust me!!!” – Phoenix Craigslist, 03/20/2011

creepy craigslist stalkerAge: 22
Category: Men seeking women

“send ur pic im waiting”

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I’m (twitch) waiting (twitch)…waiting…(twitch twitch twitch) I’M NOT A PSYCHO (twitch)

Dec 30, 2010
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“Piss on my face!” – Chicago Craigslist, 12/30/2010

Age: 30
Category: Miscellaneous romance / men seeking women

“I want a hot vixen to squat over my mouth and let her hot steamy piss gush down my throat.

Can you help me with my fantasy?

pic for pic. put “shower” in subject line to ensure a response.”

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Vixen the Face-Peeing Reindeer

SUBJECT:
shower

TO:
MyNewStud@craigslist

MESSAGE:
I am SO into that, you delicious, delicious man. Let’s make it happen tonight.

~ Eagerly yours,
Vixen

Dec 4, 2010
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“Let’s Make A Baby” – Orlando Craigslist, 12/04/2010

Age: 42
Category: Men Seeking Women

“Looking for a women who would like to have a baby. Only serious replies. Let’s exchange pictures and information. Very intelligent, financially secure and handsome male here with athletic build. “

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I’m very intelligent. I don’t want a baby, but I’ll seduce you with the idea of money and having a baby because I know you’re vulnerable and I want to cavalierly knock you up. When your kid grows up and asks about dad, you can tell him you spread your legs for cash, but you’re not a prostitute because the rich guy (or so he said) didn’t give you any. It will be a proud moment in that kid’s life.

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