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Nov 20, 2010
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“daddy” – Denver Craigslist, 11/20/2010

Age: 20
Category: Women Seeking Men

“Come love me”

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Nice ad. Watch out for that windowless Ford Club Wagon pulling into your driveway. WTF.

Oct 19, 2010
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“Pee?” – Chicago Craigslist, 10/20/2010

Age: 25
Category: Men Seeking Women

“Do you want to pee on me, or can i pee on you? ive always wanted to try, why not with you?

i know you want to too….

let me know you are real and i will send you a pic. 6’3 white guy here, looking for a SWF”

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If the relationship starts like this, it’s hard to imagine it ever having a lower point, so maybe it’s worth a shot. The hell with all the fun, excitement, crazy endorphins, dopamine and intoxication associated with new relationships. They’re going to go south at some point anyway. Nowhere but up to go with this guy. This could be a “golden” opportunity for you single women out there.

Sep 25, 2010
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“Be crazy please, please no normal people” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/24/2010

Age: 23
Category: Men Seeking Women

“Give me a girl who dreams vivid dreams.
Who is just mad, crazy, sensitive and abnormal.
Give me a girl who loves and hates with the same intensity.
Smack me, hit me, cry at me, do what ever you want to me,
but I will always be there. I will never cheat on you, never say you are too much,
never say that your emotions are too whack in fact I encourage that craziness to continue.
I am the type of person who’d never leave. Be intense be crazy, please. “

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I have no self worth now, and a massive therapy bill later.

Sep 25, 2010
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“I want a controlling guy/relationship” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/24/2010

Age: 23
Category: Women Seeking Men

“Yeah. I’m serious. I want a controlling guy.

Someone who wants to know where I am all the time, we text/call eachother constantly, tell me what to wear, what to eat,punish me,spoil me,etc. Pretty much anything. I just want to be everything for you, make you happy, and you do the same. Some people will think its weird, but if you’re that kind of a guy you’ll know what I mean.

Only mobile,under 23, and attractice [HWP] guys reply
race doesn’t matter and shouldnt to you too

PIC4PIC”

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I have daddy issues and I just can’t WAIT to hate the rest of my life.

Sep 6, 2010
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“LADIES HERE I AM!” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/06/2010

Age: 36
Category: Men Seeking Women

“ANY SCAT LOVERS OUT HERE?
VERY REAL AND SERIOUS, PLEASE!”

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LADIES HERE I AM! FORGET PAYING EXORBITANT PRICES AT THE ZOO, I’LL FLING POOP AT YOU FOR FREE!

Aug 13, 2010
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“Single Dad looking for a naughty babysitter” – Chicago Craigslist, 08/13/2010

Age: Not given
Category: Men Seeking Women

“I am a single dad with 2 little kids. I am divorced and this is my weekend with them. I would love the help of a babysitter for the night. Come on over and help me with the kids. Read them stories and put them to bed, etc. Then when they are in bed we can play. I will make a pass at the hot babysitter and show you daddy’s naughty side. “

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Hopefully you haven’t graduated high school yet. Come on over, read my kids stories and then we’ll give them a first-hand lesson in statutory rape.

Jul 7, 2010
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“maidforyou” – Chicago Craigslist, 07/07/2010

Age: 64
Category: Men Seeking Women

“any woman looking for a sissy maid”

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Why am I reminded of “Herbert the Pervert” on Family Guy?

Jul 2, 2010
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“Do you think your boobs are too big?” – Chicago Craigslist, 07/02/2010

Age: 28
Category: Men Seeking Women

“I don’t. Bigger the better tighter the sweater. Love that line. haha.
Anyway, not sure if this should be on the casual section but here we go.
I’d like to meet a nice busty women tonight. I’m very serious.
If you’re a bigger woman with a really big bust and you ever thought about having a cute professional just sucking on your boobs,
I’m the guy for you. You’ll enjoy my company as I’m respectful, am a gentlemen, and just a cool guy!
I’m 28 5’10” live in downtown. Would love to meet tonight and no I’m not looking for sex, just want to appreciate a woman’s well endowed bosom.”

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I’m a respectful gentleman. Who wants to suck on your boobs.

What the…? Okay, if any of you women are desperate enough to entertain this guy’s offer, don’t forget your pepper spray. Seriously.

Jun 25, 2010
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“TAKE A NICE HOT SHIT IN MY MOUTH!” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/25/2010

Age: 26
Category: Men Seeking Men

“GL WHITE DUDE HERE 5’11 165LBS AVG BUILD UR PIC GETS MINE LETS DO THIS!”

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I might take the guy up on this just to punish him for writing this ad.

Jun 25, 2010
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“Extreme Phone Sex” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/25/2010

Age: Not Given
Category: Casual Encounters (woman seeking man)

“I have fantasies involving you and “man’s best friend”. If you are into that play and can spin an erotic fantasy for me over the phone, let’s play. I do not care what you look like. Give me a taste of this fantasy on your mind and send your phone number. Safe and discreet and looking for now. No email exchange. “

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I don’t care what you look like, just get on the phone and tell me about your dog’s slimy pink erection and how we can give doggie style a new meaning.

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