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Mar 17, 2012
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“Not a Vanilla Boy” – Minneapolis Craigslist, 03/17/2012

leather mask bondage guy

Age: 35
Category: Men seeking women

“35 year old male. stands 6′ and 185 Lbs. Single.

I seek a female to utilize the extensive collection of bondage and leather items I have collected.

safe, sane and consensual are important words to me.

Please place leather in subject when replying to avoid spam filter.

Thanks.”

Here are the leather items we’re going to use.

Feb 4, 2012
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“white male needs to lick sweet pussy” – Atlanta Craigslist, 02/04/2012

Age: 50
Category: Men Seeking Women

Who needs a good pussy licking? Age and race unimportant. I like a lady with meat on her bones.

Let’s make this happen, baby.

girl with meat on her bonespussy licking

Dec 30, 2010
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“Piss on my face!” – Chicago Craigslist, 12/30/2010

Age: 30
Category: Miscellaneous romance / men seeking women

“I want a hot vixen to squat over my mouth and let her hot steamy piss gush down my throat.

Can you help me with my fantasy?

pic for pic. put “shower” in subject line to ensure a response.”

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Vixen the Face-Peeing Reindeer

SUBJECT:
shower

TO:
MyNewStud@craigslist

MESSAGE:
I am SO into that, you delicious, delicious man. Let’s make it happen tonight.

~ Eagerly yours,
Vixen

Dec 26, 2010
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“Need to talk . .” – Philadelphia Craigslist, 12/26/2010

birds prevent a cat suicideAge: Not given
Category: Men Seeking Women

“I am very depressed today! I need to talk with a compassionate woman..

I am at the end of my rope. I need a friend before it is too late..”

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Because nothing says “He’s a catch” quite like you actually needing to do so when I dive off this ledge.

Nov 20, 2010
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“daddy” – Denver Craigslist, 11/20/2010

Age: 20
Category: Women Seeking Men

“Come love me”

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Nice ad. Watch out for that windowless Ford Club Wagon pulling into your driveway. WTF.

Sep 6, 2010
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“LADIES HERE I AM!” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/06/2010

Age: 36
Category: Men Seeking Women

“ANY SCAT LOVERS OUT HERE?
VERY REAL AND SERIOUS, PLEASE!”

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LADIES HERE I AM! FORGET PAYING EXORBITANT PRICES AT THE ZOO, I’LL FLING POOP AT YOU FOR FREE!

Aug 13, 2010
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“Single Dad looking for a naughty babysitter” – Chicago Craigslist, 08/13/2010

Age: Not given
Category: Men Seeking Women

“I am a single dad with 2 little kids. I am divorced and this is my weekend with them. I would love the help of a babysitter for the night. Come on over and help me with the kids. Read them stories and put them to bed, etc. Then when they are in bed we can play. I will make a pass at the hot babysitter and show you daddy’s naughty side. “

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Hopefully you haven’t graduated high school yet. Come on over, read my kids stories and then we’ll give them a first-hand lesson in statutory rape.

Jul 7, 2010
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“maidforyou” – Chicago Craigslist, 07/07/2010

Age: 64
Category: Men Seeking Women

“any woman looking for a sissy maid”

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Why am I reminded of “Herbert the Pervert” on Family Guy?

Jun 25, 2010
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“TAKE A NICE HOT SHIT IN MY MOUTH!” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/25/2010

Age: 26
Category: Men Seeking Men

“GL WHITE DUDE HERE 5’11 165LBS AVG BUILD UR PIC GETS MINE LETS DO THIS!”

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I might take the guy up on this just to punish him for writing this ad.

Jun 25, 2010
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“Extreme Phone Sex” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/25/2010

Age: Not Given
Category: Casual Encounters (woman seeking man)

“I have fantasies involving you and “man’s best friend”. If you are into that play and can spin an erotic fantasy for me over the phone, let’s play. I do not care what you look like. Give me a taste of this fantasy on your mind and send your phone number. Safe and discreet and looking for now. No email exchange. “

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I don’t care what you look like, just get on the phone and tell me about your dog’s slimy pink erection and how we can give doggie style a new meaning.

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