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Jun 24, 2010
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“Do you match this description??” – Madison Craigslist, 06/17/2010

Age: 45
Category: Women Seeking Men

“Hi, this is so much harder than I thought it would be. I am hoping to meet a kind man that meets the following criteria:

He will be:
between 40-50 years of age, non-smoker, social drinker only, rarely swears
Has a good job/career and is financially stable
Mentally stable
Around 6 feet or taller
Stocky build but not HUGE
Practice good hygiene – brush your teeth, shower daily, use deodorant and wear cologne once in a while
Positive attitude – loves to laugh, goof around
Family-oriented but does not want more children
Has many interests that he would like to share with me (and I with him)
Will attend church occasionally with me
Likes the arts/music
Has goals/dreams
Is a TRUE gentleman -can you define that????
One-woman-man
Is huggable and has a very affecionate side
Will treat me like a queen (and I will treat him as a King)
Loves to travel
Will respect and trust me
Knows how to communicate (I’m serious)
Wants to share the rest of his life with his best friend (ME)
We will be 80 years old and still holding hands…..

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….because that’s how old she’s going to be before she can find anyone who meets her criteria.

How much do you want to bet this 45-year-old already looks like a 65-year-old?

Dear “so much harder, ” look in the mirror. Unless you’re completely hot, look younger than your age, can support yourself, can talk about the details of what is going on with your favorite football team, are completely calm & collected & never freak out over stupid things, have the ability to intelligently discuss world events, wear sexy clothes often just for me, cook incredible food, can juggle 6 bowling pins using your hands and feet, and give the world’s best blowjobs on demand…then shut the hell up.

Of course it’s harder than you thought it would be, mein fuehrer! Sig heil!

Yeesh.

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