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Sep 20, 2010
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“MWF seeking MWM” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/20/2010

Age: 46
Category: Women Seeking Men

“I am a married white female who was hoping by now to have found a cute and confident guy for some adventurous fun. What we share would be discreet and mostly casual, but build around a genuine friendship. It’s better that way.

I am not unhappy nor unfulfilled… Just seeking something fresh and exciting. If you don’t understand this, we probably would not be a good match.”

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I’m not unhappy or unfulfilled, I just think “vow” is a silly word and I want someone new to bang me. If you don’t understand this, welcome to the 21st century, my Tiger-esque hunk of man meat.

Sep 20, 2010
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“1 time companion” – Miami Craigslist, 09/20/2010

Age: 56
Category: Men Seeking Women

“Would like to meet an easy going lady for about 2-3 hours of companionship. I’m slim, fit, health concious, and very easy going.”

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Would like to meat an easy lady for about 2 or 3 hours…um, shit, I mean I would like to meet an easy going lady….

Sep 7, 2010
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“Just f—ing f— me, already.” – Best of Craigslist (Seattle), 02/03/2010

Note: If you can’t tell from the title of this post that there is WAY politically incorrect content here, I’m warning you that there is. If you’re easily offended, do not click the link below.

I don’t really want to make fun of anyone here. But I’m considering a move to Seattle.

My favorite line item in her post is #5.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html

“It’s OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are f—ing a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise.”

She has several amusing thoughts, including nicknaming one of her recent lovers “Manly McHardon.” This girl is funny.

Aug 31, 2010
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“plump redhead ISO boy scout to set up camp between her creamy thighs” – Chicago Craigslist, 08/31/2010

Age: 36
Category: Women Seeking Men

“do you know how to make a fire with your bare hands? well, i know how to help pitch a tent.

let’s go camping together.

interested? please send me a picture and tell me what kind of gear you have.”

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Um, I’ll tell you what kind of gear I have. It is now a very, very limp tent. Which you are not allowed to touch.

Aug 29, 2010
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“Got Big Boobs and love to laugh?” – Boston Craigslist, 08/29/2010

Age: 38
Category: Men Seeking Women

“Then say hello to this tall, passionate, witty single man. Put BIG BOOBS in your reply please :)”

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You can have no teeth, no job, no education and it’s okay if you haven’t showered in a week. Just make sure you bring those big boppers with ya. If you respond to this ad, your level of classiness should just about match mine, so we’re all good.

Aug 13, 2010
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“Single Dad looking for a naughty babysitter” – Chicago Craigslist, 08/13/2010

Age: Not given
Category: Men Seeking Women

“I am a single dad with 2 little kids. I am divorced and this is my weekend with them. I would love the help of a babysitter for the night. Come on over and help me with the kids. Read them stories and put them to bed, etc. Then when they are in bed we can play. I will make a pass at the hot babysitter and show you daddy’s naughty side. “

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Hopefully you haven’t graduated high school yet. Come on over, read my kids stories and then we’ll give them a first-hand lesson in statutory rape.

Jul 10, 2010
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“Rent a Husband / Contractor for the Day” – San Diego Craigslist, 07/10/2010

Bob the Builder Rent-a-HusbandAge: 54
Category: Men Seeking Women

“I am available for fixing anything that might need attention. Have you changed out the smoke detectors in your house. Do you have Carbon Monoxide Dectectors installed in your home,

How bout making the windows slide better or opening a stuck door. I can do yard work or haul things away that have been bugging you like forever.

Do you need a new light Hung, Do you need a toilet fixed or a leak stopped. I am a General Contractor and thought I would try to rent myself for a day.

Does your Bathroom need to be checked out or your celler need to be aired out, Let me know what you have in mind.

What ever other Husband task that might need attending to will all be addressed and your needs met with a smile… And at the end of the day i will go Home…

I am 6 foot 2 inch and am 215 pounds, White, Hazel eyes thank you for reading”

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Nice work there, Mr. Subliminal. (Does anyone remember Kevin Nealon doing that routine…hysterical.)

“I can fix anything that needs attention (if you know what I’m saying), do you need something Hung (with a capital “H”), Does your cellar need to be aired out (wink wink)? I will meet ALL your needs (ahem) with a smile. I can haul away things that have been bugging you like forever (like your actual husband). Bob the Builder has an Erector Set for you. “

Jul 7, 2010
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“Natural RedHead!!!” – Chicago Craigslist, 07/07/2010

Age: 28
Category: Women Seeking Men

“5’4 red hair green eyes 115lbs long legs 34b

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My pimp will answer.

Jun 25, 2010
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“just lookin for some summer fun :)” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/25/2010

Age: 23
Category: Women Seeking Women

“I am just looking for a fun hot girl to swim, layout, & shop with. Also to have some fun with 🙂 I’ve never been with a female before and want to try it out. I’m excited about summer and meeting you!! im white, in shape, and in my early 20s. Please be around the same and please dont waste my time if your not serious about this. Send a pic to recieve one of mine. Not interested in butch. Thanks!

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2 twenty-something girly girls getting it on. I don’t really have anything to make fun of here, I just happened across this ad. What? Ssssssshhhh, I’m having a moment.

Jun 25, 2010
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“TAKE A NICE HOT SHIT IN MY MOUTH!” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/25/2010

Age: 26
Category: Men Seeking Men

“GL WHITE DUDE HERE 5’11 165LBS AVG BUILD UR PIC GETS MINE LETS DO THIS!”

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I might take the guy up on this just to punish him for writing this ad.

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