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Jun 25, 2010
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“Extreme Phone Sex” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/25/2010

Age: Not Given
Category: Casual Encounters (woman seeking man)

“I have fantasies involving you and “man’s best friend”. If you are into that play and can spin an erotic fantasy for me over the phone, let’s play. I do not care what you look like. Give me a taste of this fantasy on your mind and send your phone number. Safe and discreet and looking for now. No email exchange. “

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I don’t care what you look like, just get on the phone and tell me about your dog’s slimy pink erection and how we can give doggie style a new meaning.

Jun 23, 2010
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“it’s hump day” – Chicago Craigslist 06/23/2010

Age: 26
Category: Women Seeking Men

“it’s hump day… wanna hump???

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I am the queen of rhetorical questions. And a spammer selling adult dating sites and age verification. Credit card number please. The only thing you will be humping is your pillow or a blow-up doll, but prove to me you’re 21.

Jun 23, 2010
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“send me pics of all you hotties out there!” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/23/2010

Age: 30
Category: Women Seeking Men

“looking for a cute sweet guy who wants to chat and maybe turn it into something more!! send me pics! I want to see what all the hotties of craigslist look like!

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I’m a 70-year old pic collector who’s going to delete this ad and masturbate to your penis pictures!

Jun 23, 2010
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“I WANA PUT IT IN U” – Chicago Craigslist, 06/22/2010

Age: 30
Category: Casual Encounters (man seeking woman)

“Lookin 4 a lady 2 have adult fun with its been awhile n im so horny im bout 2 explode hit me back quick i need it hopfully its u!”

NOTE: This ad was complete with four pictures of our advertiser’s manhood.

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Maybe we can plug my ears, nose and mouth and you can blow into my dick to send some of this blood back up to my brain. I’ve obviously been oxygen deprived for a little too long here.

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