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Jun 22, 2010
OK Get Serious Admin

“Younger for Older” – Chicago Craigslist 06/22/2010

Age: Not given
Category: Women Seeking Men

“I doubt this will yield the desired relationship, but here goes.

I’m hoping to find the professor mentor type. Salt & pepper hair but not balding, decent shape but not great, shy at first but very secure with who you are. You’re 60ish, and don’t act like you’re 30ish. You also aren’t looking for arm candy. You like art, music, plays, great wine and exotic food. Along those lines I like modern art, don’t like the Monet exhibit, love photography. Like Chopin and Bach. Drink Beaujolais Nuevo and red zin. Love sushi and am developing a taste for Indian cuisine.

You want to watch me experience new things and experience them with me as if it were your first time. I should add at this time that I don’t intend for you to pay for all of this. I can support my lifestyle in spurts and don’t plan to spend anyone’s money going out all the time. I would love to grab a bottle of wine or great beer, go back to your place and try to roll sushi, perfect that curry, or just throw burgers on the grill.

We will discuss everything you want to. If I don’t have an opinion, give me a few days to read up on whatever it is, and I will form one. I am more into philosophy, psychology, and spirituality, than I am into politics and current events. I’m trying not to pay attention the whole BP thing. But if you want to get into Lady GaGa, I will show you some great sites to download music.

I want this to develop into an intimate relationship, but slowly. And most likely this will not last. We will remain friends, but know our families and friends would never accept it. You will want to protect me from myself and dry my tears when I’m sad. I will equally try to protect you from caring about me too much.

Lastly I am black and odds are that you are white. While this may intrigue you, you will soon see past it.
We will develop one of those ‘I wish I met you 30 years ago’ relationships. “

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Whoa. Somebody has daddy issues. Or masochistic tendencies. Or both.

You are setting yourself up for a relationship that won’t work, and you admit as much in your ad. The only benefit you will get from this is potentially falling in love, knowing it will never work, and then regretting a love lost.

Do yourself a favor, don’t torture yourself. Find someone with whom you have all those things you can share like love of art, music and good food…and who you don’t have to kick to the curb over family and social awkwardness, or who won’t have a grabber the first time you ride him cowgirl.

Why would anyone WANT a “wish I had met you 30 years ago” relationship? That would be an absolute heartbreaker. The only older guy (or girl) you should be seeing is a therapist to see why you actually formulate elaborate plans to beat yourself up.

Jun 22, 2010
OK Get Serious Admin

Welcome to Hell, Lovebirds.

None of you are safe. I’ve dated enough to see through your BS, your ego, your ridiculous list of standards for a partner, your arrogance and insecurity. This site is not for the faint of heart. I’m not going to be politically correct. If you don’t like it, don’t read it…you’ve been warned.

The majority of these dating ad reviews will come from Craigslist ads, but I will throw in ads from other sites when I feel like it. Because it’s my site and I get to be as random as I wanna be.

All my dickishness aside, I’m glad you’re here at the site. If you’re older and more experienced, you may have a laugh or two. If you’re younger, maybe I’ll save you from a bad relationship, a completely-wrong-for-you guy or girl…or yourself.

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