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Sep 20, 2010
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“Is there any hope??” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/20/2010

Age: 37
Category: Women Seeking Men

“I’m 37 years old, attractive and I like to think that I have a nice personality. I have been divorced for 3 years and single for just about that long. The last guy that I met from CL was missing a tooth and had a skin condition (his picture didn’t show any of this LOL) Honestly, I could have over looked this if he hadn’t announced over coffee that “sex is very important” to him and he wanted to “pound” me!! I am really discouraged and I wonder if there is any hope of finding a decent guy?? Has anyone had any luck?”

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Seriously? You didn’t want to get horizontal with toothless psoriasis boy? I mean what the hell is your problem?

Sep 20, 2010
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“1 time companion” – Miami Craigslist, 09/20/2010

Age: 56
Category: Men Seeking Women

“Would like to meet an easy going lady for about 2-3 hours of companionship. I’m slim, fit, health concious, and very easy going.”

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Would like to meat an easy lady for about 2 or 3 hours…um, shit, I mean I would like to meet an easy going lady….

Sep 20, 2010
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“i’m look in for a nice girl” – Miami Craigslist, 09/20/2010

Age: 26
Category: Men Seeking Women

“i’m look in for a nice skinny black or white girl to have a long term relationship wit, let me know wat u think..thank u

This is a real ad……NO PICS,NO REPLY”

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u know wat i want. if u have an H or a YO bring it wit u.

Sep 8, 2010
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“Tall SWM Educated Sperm Donor Sought” – Philadelphia Craigslist, 09/06/2010

Age: Not Given
Category: Women Seeking Men

“I am a well educated woman of color. I’m tall, attractive, plus size/BBW, stylish and intelligent. My preference is to find a single white male who could act as a sperm donor for me or co-parent with me. You should be at least 6’4” and I also prefer light eyes and hair.

Marriage didn’t work out for me and I am at a time and place in my life where I would like to have a child.

Send a pic and tell me about yourself. I will reply with more about myself if there is any interest. “

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Also, have money and be ready for a paternity suit.

Sep 7, 2010
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“Just f—ing f— me, already.” – Best of Craigslist (Seattle), 02/03/2010

Note: If you can’t tell from the title of this post that there is WAY politically incorrect content here, I’m warning you that there is. If you’re easily offended, do not click the link below.

I don’t really want to make fun of anyone here. But I’m considering a move to Seattle.

My favorite line item in her post is #5.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html

“It’s OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are f—ing a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise.”

She has several amusing thoughts, including nicknaming one of her recent lovers “Manly McHardon.” This girl is funny.

Sep 7, 2010
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“I BETT I DO IT~BLK TEEN~BEAT THA K*T” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/07/2010

Age: 18
Category: Men Seeking Women

“Str8 single no kidz, Blk teen want get up with a Clean Healthy Lady race open…

FWB kickin it wit u sum time relaxxxin & hangout, or NSA kool wit me 2… b n Chitown

I’m clean Healthy Mobile kool 2 be around u betta be 2 n shit. U HOST OR MOTEL

U c my real pic’s & cell number….

NO MEN OR COUPLES!!!!!

Seven Seven Three~ { rest of number omitted to protect the terminally stupid }

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This ad was complete with two pictures. One of our advertising male in a backwards baseball cap and a jacket with a popped collar, and another with him wearing sunglasses about 3 times bigger than his face. And he wants you to pay for the hotel room, ladies. Please everyone, not all at once. Single file for this prize-winning catch.

Sep 6, 2010
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“surreal” – Miami Craigslist, 09/05/2010

Age: 29
Category: Men Seeking Women

“surreal escorts-

athletic, charming and intellectual. women have that evening u have always wanted. Let us take care of you.

It will be surreal.”

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Especially when the cops break your door down.

Sep 6, 2010
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“I am home alone” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/04/2010

Age: 28
Category: Miscellaneous Romance (man for woman)

“and I am looking for something to do. I am 28, white, single, and live on the north side. If you have something in mind hit me up!!

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Hey Macaulay Culkin II, I have an idea. How about taking a freakin’ shower and going somewhere? I’m pretty sure you’re not going to find any willing women there in your apartment. Well, except for that inflatable one.

Sep 6, 2010
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“Bored” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/05/2010

Age: 23
Category: Women Seeking Men

“Entertain me.”

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Not my job, Miss Slackass. But I can play matchmaker. You need to meet this guy.

Sep 6, 2010
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“LADIES HERE I AM!” – Chicago Craigslist, 09/06/2010

Age: 36
Category: Men Seeking Women

“ANY SCAT LOVERS OUT HERE?
VERY REAL AND SERIOUS, PLEASE!”

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LADIES HERE I AM! FORGET PAYING EXORBITANT PRICES AT THE ZOO, I’LL FLING POOP AT YOU FOR FREE!

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